Ugh.
You're not sick enough to skip anything
"sorry can't come in today, I have to blow my nose every fifteen minutes" doesn't really work as an excuse
and you can't blow off assignments
You're not gonna get you're paper postponed because you're stuffy and need to take a nap
You're not quite sick enough to not drink
You'll forget your sick while you're tipsy, but boy oh boy that hangover is gonna suck
You're not gonna not make out with people
oh....I got you sick, my bad, thought I wasn't contagious